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Howdy! I’m Zoe Valentine: A crazy horse girl who’s ridden through hell and back, twice; Barefoot, uphill, in the snow. In middle school, I dreamt of moving to Detroit and becoming a rapper. Later on, in high school, I decided I would instead aspire to become a banjo-pickin’ hillbilly. Somewhere in between, I had a few honorable mentions: A Youtuber, a soldier, an actress, and a veterinarian.

Here’s the kicker you’ve been waiting for- After a lifetime of vacillating between the one or the other, I’ve come to an important conclusion. Life is not black and white. I am not one or the other, I’m a little of them all. I’m, simply, me: Zoe Valentine. But who is that?

Come all ye cynics and self-help-haters–Join me in discovering all the shades of gray that sketch the portrait of who you are.